Truth serum Abi- how far is Abi willing to go to get what she wants? -ribbon

Abi huffs a sigh and glares at the administrator of the truth serum. “I don’t really know,” she says after a moment’s consideration, “it depends on the depth and desperation of the want. I’m not above blackmail or violence if the situation calls for it though I like to think I handle things in a mostly upright manner.”

(Aki’s note: Abi is not even the slightest bit above violence if it’s the fastest way to solve the problem. She’s also not above lying, cheating or blackmail. She tends to avoid theft simply because it’s inefficient. Abi is a Slytherin at heart.)

tatterpig:

dangerousnun:

counterpunches:

hetagarnet:

qichi:

linguisticsyall:

Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.

#what #for real

I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS

 

the weirdest thing is that for me it’s the russian-method even tho I haven’t spoken proper russian in years

apparently chinese is russian

my tongue seems to hang out in the middle of my mouth, touching both the tops of my bottom teeth and the bottom of the tops

alifecompiled:

kingdomofribbon:

New friends I have made recently through vaudevillellain and/or Storium:

  1. alifecompiled
  2. gloomsday
  3. admiralobvious

Hi. Let’s totally be besties and ask each other dumb questions. I am so awkward so sorry about that in advance. We can…

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Truth serum Abi's greatest weakness

Abi shuffles her feet uncomfortably and casts her eyes to the side. Her lips compress into thin white lines as she struggles to keep herself from answering, “I’m too likely to go too far.” The words topple out of her mouth and she gives a resigned sigh, “I don’t think I’m capable of stopping myself from hurting someone if it’s the most efficient way of getting what  I want. I don’t think I’d want to stop.”

She runs a hand through her short hair and huffs, “either that or my unwillingness to concede a point if I’m right and I usually am.”

(Aki’s note: Regardless of what she thinks, Abi’s real weakness is her temper which takes a while to set off but is devesating when it goes.)

Javier Navarrete - Pan's Labyrinth Lullaby
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occult-and-transmundane:

Pan’s Labyrinth Lullaby // Javier Navarrete

fandom-cuddlebear:

the-man-without-a-home:

capnmakara:

writtenly:

I mean this. I’m not just saying a bunch of lies

im crying

I actually needed this

I mean this sincerely

fandom-cuddlebear:

the-man-without-a-home:

capnmakara:

writtenly:

I mean this. I’m not just saying a bunch of lies

im crying

I actually needed this

I mean this sincerely

vaudevillellain:

kingdomofribbon:

kingdomofribbon:

gloomsday:

ninthrevolver:

stopitsembellished:

Please preface questions with “Truth”

This looks like fun, so if you leave “Truth” and a character, I’ll get around to doodle a response.

If you guys wanna ask any of the cuties anything 😊

ASK ME…

GDI. I totally want to be your friend. All I know is you know
vaudevillellain
. Let’s be friends.

EVERYONE BE FRIENDS FOREVER

Hell yes. For any of my characters.

doctorbrew-insaniteas:

setavulos:

pitbulled:

impactings:

Hey tumblr! Did you know that if you suffer from depression / anxiety or any other mental illness, you can register your dog as an emotional support animal, making it illegal for a landlord to refuse to rent to you? That’s right. No breed restrictions, no weight restrictions, no matter what, they are not allowed to refuse.

This includes cats, rabbits, birds, guinea pigs, etc.!! Go here to register your pet as an ESA :~) 

Note: It costs $65 to do this.

Note: This site isn’t legitimate and there are more steps you have to go through than just simply registering your animal. This site has also been known for scamming. 
Try this one that is actually BBB accredited: http://www.registermyserviceanimal.com/

redwhiteandblueliberty:

missanddry:

Friendly reminder that anti-cheating is pro-slut shaming (◕‿◕✿)

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jeankd:

beautifullyburnedxo:

sailordirtbag:

before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.

and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.

don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not

This needs more notes.

All of it, but mostly the bolded

replace girl with “person” and this, this to the ends of the fucking earth